09 Fev
09.02.2017

I went to see the doctor today. He took my pulse and my pulse said, “Get lost, fool!” Then he took my blood pressure and my blood pressure said, “This is bloody stupid!” Then he shone a light into my eyes and my eyes said, “Too bright, you idiot!” So I asked him, “What’s the verdict, doc?” “You seem to be in rude health,” he replied.

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