dialogues – did you eat chocolate?

30 Nov
30.11.2018

– Did you eat chocolate?
– How do you know?
– Your breath smells like chocolate.
– Oh! Yes, I did.
– You were not even able to deny it.
– Do you want me to be a liar?
You’re the one who buys the chocolate. You’re luring me.
– Yes, It’s true that I buy the chocolate, but I’m thin. And besides, it was hidden.
– Hidden? What a great hiding place, in front of the crackers. Conclusion, I am fat and greedy. And the fact that you’re thin gives you the right to eat the chocolate by yourself? And all this revolt because of 100 grams of chocolate – you insult me.
– Insults? Are not you fat?
– Of course I’m not fat, I’m overweight.
– That’s right … and you were not greedy about eating aaaaall the chocolate?
– Of course not, I was an opportunist. Opportunity makes a glutton.
– You’re right, you’re not fat or greedy… you’re a dick. Jeez!
– I do not say no to that. When are you going to buy and hide more chocolate?
– Turn off the light and sleep.

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