Tag Archive for: leite

de lado – 0025

24 Abr
24.04.2017

se sou racista quando bebo café preto,
se sou racista quando bebo leite branco.
o que sou quando bebo um galão?

chá

12 Jul
12.07.2016

Virei elitista.
Só bebo chá, nada do vulgar café e de leite; e vou deixar crescer a unha do dedo mínimo até 10 centímetros para apontar o norte.

for 5 days 3 positive things of my life

25 Ago
25.08.2014

I’ve been nominated by Rhys Hughes to post for 5 days 3 positive things of my life

My 3 positives for day 1 are:
  1. I’m a human fan, not a electric one, of Rhys Hughes: the one writer who truly made a difference in my life.
  2. I finished reading a new story: “Trolls de Troy -18- Pröfy Blues”
  3. The barber shave me. I did not recognize myself in the mirror. I shouted. He yelled. The cat ran away. No mirror broke.
My 3 positives for day 2 are:
  1. I hired a goblin to clean my glasses. I now see a more colorful world. I go, however, constantly against the poles – a painful side effect.
  2. When I was 15 years I went for the last time to a witch she told me and to my mother that I had an open body. However I don’t find nothing abnormal with my body, except a huge appetite for knowledge.
  3. I had a vasectomy in 2010. The good thing about this is that I can sin without fertilize. The negative: have been surrounded by so many nurses I could not have since that date more sexual fetishes with nurses.
My 3 positives for day 3 are:

eu a true nerd

a true nerd!

  1. I had an enormous lucky to have outstanding grandmothers and grandfathers. My grandmother, by my father side, was a devout Christian. Every holy Sunday I went with her to the church, but I disliked going to the church and I pass the time counting how many bald heads where in the church. Now I have also a bald head but I am not part of any statistics.
  2. One day I told to my daughter that I don’t have a zero in the head but a airfield. She, then, glued on my head a plane toy. I was the proud owner of a portable airfield.
  3. Today I lost weight. I’m so happy. Now I can tell that I walk and not roll. Wait, what I see so far away but getting closer? Oh! Is my weight, I didn’t know that my weigh was equipped with GPS.
My 3 positives for day 4 are:
  1. I love beer. So I drink beer, like right now
  2. My son is at home. We are now all together, the four. A gestalt family.
  3. Tomorrow is the day before holidays!
My 3 positives for day 5 are:
  1. I love my wife Carla Carvalho Faria and my daughter and my son, and my mother and my father and all you that know that I love you.
  2. Like Jason E. Rolfe I have a sister. Is only one but she is equal to seven sisters. Thanks Glória Brito. Without you I am not me.
  3. I’m so luck to have virtual meet so amazing people like Rhys Hughes, Jason E. Rolfe, David Rix, Fiona Duffin, Adele Whittle, Ricardo Acevedo Esplugas, Ian Towey, Mercie Pedro E Silva, Sissy Pantelis, Carlos Rocha, Garrett Cook, Brendan Connell, Gisela Monteiro and many others (I only use the left side). I’ve meet equal nice and good people like César Figueiredo, Diogo Carvalho, Hugo Teixeira, Susana Leite and many, many others – all of you can turn my gloomy days into sunny days. Because all of you are so fascinating and true people.
    1. A special thanks to my dear friend Hugo Cardoso
    2. A special hug to my like sons Jorge Dias and Patrícia Marques and a big kiss to the mother of this two Lurdes Marques. And I miss you so much my forever friend Jorge Dias, the father.
    3. I know I miss someone but you know I love you, and you and you…

leite vs cola

19 Jan
19.01.2014

O resultado de um pouco de leite num copo com cola-cola.
Sim é verdade. Coloquei coca-cola num copo e de seguida adicionei leite. Menos de uma hora depois o que apareceu no copo foi algo de muito esquisito.

revolta

22 Nov
22.11.2010

Hoje logo pela manhã, acabado de sair da casa, decidi cometer um acto de revolta, romper com o politicamente correcto – viva a anarquia.

Tendo em conta que sou o oficializado “homem do lixo”, hoje segunda-feira, após pegar no saco lixo e antes de lhe dar um definitivo nó coloquei no seu interior duas garrafas de plástico ainda com rolha, uma garrafa de vidro, um pacote de leite e ; abaixo a reciclagem.

Sim, este acto de revolta anárquica soube-me muito bem.
Sim, também poupo tempo pela não deslocação aos “vidrões”, “papelões” e “plasticões”.

parou

13 Out
13.10.2008

Hoje as funções corporais do meu corpo congelaram.
Estava no bar a trincar um pão com manteiga e a beber um copo de leite quando alguém muda de canal e sou invadido pelos sons das festividades de Fátima.

Congelei por um 1 segundo. Estou melhor, mas ainda sinto-me como que muito mal.

cafés

12 Set
12.09.2006

café curto
café pingado
café cheio
meia-de-leite normal
meia-de-leite directa
pingo normal
pingo directo
carioca…

pr’a mim um café.

update 2019.05.23

café sobre o curto

vegetariano

14 Jul
14.07.2006

Sou a partir de ontem 90% vegetariano.
Ainda vou consumir alguns produtos de origem animal: ovos, leite e peixe.
O meu amigo paxo pensa que sou vegetariano até ao próximo bife. Poderá ter alguma razão.

insónia

11 Jun
11.06.2006

O cansaço acumulado levou-me à cama às 02.15 horas de ontem.
Mas às 03.42 horas a insónia instalou-se entre os lençóis e nem o mítico copo de leite morno a debelou.

Fica para o próximo domingo o exorcismo do cansaço.

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