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fui ao cinema a uma quarta-feira

Fui ao cinema a uma quarta-feira. Não me recordo do que vi. Apenas registei um pormenor: uma pessoa do sexo masculino sensualmente educada, actualmente sem rosto, segurou a porta para eu passar – urinei sozinho. Essa pessoa não estava à minha espera para me reabrir a porta; com a ponta de dois dedos puxei o […]

kiss me

‘Kiss me’, she said. ‘Sorry but I do not want to miss the train.’ ‘It’s just a kiss.’ ‘For you maybe, but I am a marathon kisser.’ Esta é a “história” mãe. Depois decidi efectuar uma alteração para ter apenas 10 letras. Submeti-a… a ver vamos.

perguntas ou não…

– Desde que estamos aqui sentados quantas perguntas te fiz? – Nenhuma. – E quantas perguntas me fizestes? – Ah… imensas. – E a quantas te respondi? – Nenhuma. – Que conclusão tiras disso? – Que não faço as perguntas correctas. Afinal acabaste-te de fazer quatro perguntas e obter quatro respostas.

lol, camouflage 8.1 – ishmael

The ship raced fast and the Jolly Roger waved proudly. Kissed by a steady wind the “Black” galleon caressed the waves sensuously – elegant. The buccaneers, led by Black Dog, knew that they would find good fortune as soon as they left the Bristol Harbor behind. Black Dog always had an ace up his sleeve, […]

freedom

He took the dog on a leash, but it was the dog that guided him. The dog was old. The old man who accompanied him was much older. The only difference is that the dog was dragging on the ground two fat testicles and could defecate freely on the neighbor’s grass.

lol, camouflage 8.0 – the steps

lol goes up the stairs … 1, 2, 3, 4, 34 … He is 10 meters above the ground – verticality. Once he reaches the platform he travels its six meters of length. Inhales, exhales, inhales, sighs. He turns his back. lol is standing perched on the edge of the platform. He takes a deep […]