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lol, camouflage 6.1 – by books

lol in typical Next Thursday fashion has navigated through books never before navigated. He has left the three-dimensional space and entered the multidimensional space. He is looking for the perfect book for his hideaway. So, he jumps from book to book like a grasshopper – free of responsibilities, of deadlines to meet. His current motto could almost be “Pack your knapsack and go.” After so much jumping and running through amazing, minimalist and tragic books, of dense, light and dour writing, he opts, for his lair, for an illustrated book filled with people sitting on roofs, peering from windows and doors, descending and ascending stairs, dressed in blue, green, brown, yellow or striped, traveling on a train, ship or submarine; with strange and normal objects; with real bears and teddy bears; with fish and dinosaurs, horses, cows and even robots. In that crowd, that mosaic of confusion, lol realizes, finally, that he will be camouflaged. Then we hear him say ‘let me through’ while bypassing a green tank driven by a yellow fish; ‘do not push’ as he crosses paths with a blue group of soldiers; ‘do not fall’ as he faces Humpty Dumpty, who is on top of a wall made of books. Then we see him getting more than annoyed when he observes that the house made of cards is occupied by an astronaut, a skier, a conductor, a matrioska. lol throws his arms up high and grumbles loudly ‘SERIOUSLY! EVEN A MATRIOSKA?’

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o boi e o jumento

Aparentemente vai ser realizada uma grande manifestação de protesto da Comissão de Oleiros Iluminados Sempre Atentos (C.O.I.S.A.) junto à Igreja do Senhor da Cruz em Barcelos, em data a anunciar, pelo prejuízo que o sector está sentir pelo pouco escoamento de bois e jumentos.

Dezembro é a melhor altura para a exportação de jumentos para este mundo fora e agora vamos ficar com 90% deles. O país não pode avançar com tanto jumento por metro quadrado.” foi a ideia mais repetida pelo presidente da C.O.I.S.A.

A venda de bois não são uma grande preocupação do sector porque sempre serve para contrariar o excesso de vacas, nomeadamente a importação de vacas estrangeiras.

A anunciação de Bento XVI não veio, pois, no melhor momento.