beau présent: david rix

‘cause @LadyFii I create a Twitter account.
She find that an anagram of my name is equal to: Oulipo Brat

So I will post/tweet, just for fun, some Oulipo stuffs.

The seventh (14.08.2014) is a Beau Présent that I made for David Rix.

Rix raid a varix diva.
I. A. aid via air.
Avid aid…
Arid aid…

I did a vid ad!

beau présent: ricardo acevedo esplugas

‘cause @LadyFii I create a Twitter account.
She find that an anagram of my name is equal to: Oulipo Brat

So I will post/tweet, just for fun, some Oulipo stuffs.

The sixth (13.08.2014) is a Beau Présent that I made for Ricardo Acevedo Esplugas.

I drop a paella
on a glacier gap.

I issue an adagio. Adieu paella!
I load an opera. Adieu paella!
I arouse a gospel. Adieu paella!
I rise an ode. Adieu paella!

I drop tears. I rain tears. Gracious tears!
I caged in a glass iced tears.

A lose-lose-lose-lose rude orc parodied all.
So I used acid. Epic despair.

A rice cup, oil, garlic, spices, a crisp orc: a paella!
I eat an orc paella – I sing a song!

black scat review #8

 

Black Scat Review #8 features seductive works by Suzanne Burns, Doug Rice, Steven Teref, Kurt Cline, Charles Holdefer, Doug Skinner, Paulo Brito, Jhaki M.S. Landgrebe, Tara Stillions Whitehead, Moan Lisa, Fox Harvard, Charlie Griggs, Monika Mori, and Tom Whalen.

Cover photo by Fox Harvard

Black Scat Books

I have a story in this anthology.

Below is a direct link to the order page for the issue. The print edition or the digital version.

http://www.magcloud.com/browse/issue/798507?__r=265342

beau présent: sissy pantelis

‘cause @LadyFii I create a Twitter account.
She find that an anagram of my name is equal to: Oulipo Brat

So I will post/tweet, just for fun, some Oulipo stuffs.

The fifth (11.08.2014) is a Beau Présent that I made for Sissy Pantelis.

I lay in a petals satin sea,
listen a pianist play a senility tale.

A tale easily paint in sepia:
an ape steals a siesta – a patsy sin.
an ape eats a planet – a nasty sin.
an ape snipes a saint – a saintly sin.
an ape slaps….

I spit in style: silent pitiless… pianist!
I say in style: eat salty pastels … pianist!
I slap in style: pay… pianist!

I spy in a petals satin sea,
an alien ape in a plane spin in style.

the ironic fantastic

About

The IRONIC FANTASTIC is a proposed series of ebook anthologies that will showcase international absurdist, quirky, unusual, whimsical and ironic fiction from new and established writers. Each issue will appear irregularly and it will always be free. This project was inaugurated by the writer Rhys Hughes.

I’m after fantastical/absurdist ‘comedies’ 1000 words or less. By ‘comedies’ I don’t mean that they have to be funny: wistful, thoughtful and droll are fine, so are weird and quirky. I’m thinking of a broader definition of the term, in the same way that Nabokov’s brilliant Laughter in the Dark is a ‘comedy’ but it didn’t make me laugh…

As an example: the early stories of Kafka and Calvino, Bruno Schulz, Hašek, Daniil Kharms, Zamyatin, Pavi?, Queneau, Bulgakov, Boris Vian, etc.

I want ideas! Funny ideas, absurd ideas, intelligently daft ideas! Poetry and images are more than welcome too. So are brief dramatic ‘scenes’.

words by Rhys Hughes
the ironic fantastic #1 & #2

Links/Contacts:

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/IronicFantastic

The Ironic Fantastic #1

Download link, here.

The Ironic Fantastic #2

Download link, here.

The Ironic Fantastic #3

the ironic fantastic #3

The Ironic Fantastic #3 will be available in the first week of September, 2014.
The download link at Lulu.

The Ironic Fantastic #4

I will be editing the fourth installment of The Ironic Fantastic. The submission deadline will be September 30. Issue #4 will be a tribute to Lewis Carroll, but all nonsense is welcome. If you’re looking for inspiration, you can start here! http://www.lewiscarroll.org/carroll

Please send all submissions to theironicfantastic4@gmail.com

by Jason E. Rolfe

I am extending the deadline for the Lewis Carroll-inspired issue #4 until the end of October. We are also accepting submissions for issue #5 (early 2015). That will not be a themed issue, so if you have anything ironic and/or fantastic you’d like us to consider, please send it along to either Paulo Brito or Jason Rolfe any time!

by Jason E. Rolfe

Dear Readers and Writers. Personal issues and constraints on time have conspired against me, and have caused a long (and ongoing) delay in the release of the Lewis Carroll issue of Ironic Fantastic. Rest assured that we will get this issue out. In the meantime, a non-themed issue of Ironic Fantastic will be released. Your patience has been duly noted and greatly appreciated! If you have any questions at all, please feel free to contact us directly. If you wish to submit to the NEW next issue of Ironic Fantastic, please do!

by Jason E. Rolfe

The Ironic Fantastic #5

the ironic fantastic #5

The download link at Lulu.

beau présent: nina vangerow

‘cause @LadyFii I create a Twitter account.
She find that an anagram of my name is equal to: Oulipo Brat

So I will post/tweet, just for fun, some Oulipo stuffs.

The fourth (10.08.2014) is a Beau Présent that I made for Nina Vangerow.

An organ groan a warning.
I ignore.
A raven wing a warning.
I ignore.
A near river wave a warning.
I ear… I ignore.
Again. Again. I ignore; wrong!

A ravage ravine I gain. In gore I gone.
I now own a grave; a not warn one; a grin, a noir one.
I now reign over a growing inner rage.

beau présent: fiona duffin

@LadyFii discovered that an anagram of my name is equal to: Oulipo Brat

So I will post, just for fun, some Oulipo stuffs.

The third (09.08.2014) is a Beau Présent that I made for Fiona Duffin.

A noun
found a Don.
And…
oui, a no naif noun, a oaf Don in a inn a union do.
A noun found fun. No an uno fun; a duo fun!

Noun… off!
Fou donna… in!

Fini.

beau présent: ian towey

@LadyFii discovered that an anagram of my name is equal to: Oulipo Brat

So I will post, just for fun, some Oulipo stuffs.

The second (08.08.2014) is a Beau Présent that I made for Ian Towey.

To town I went
to win one yeti toy.
A wet yoni toy I won.

Wot a toy I won Ian Towey!

beau présent: jason e. rolfe

@LadyFii discovered that an anagram of my name is equal to: Oulipo Brat

So I will post, just for fun, some Oulipo stuffs.

The first (28.06.2014) is a Beau Présent that I made for Jason E. Rolfe.

One
safe
fool
or
a feral
senor
arose
a real
nose
on
a
sea
of soja!

eu e ela

O desenho da Margarida num dos livros que me ofereceu.

e…
o meu desenho de uma cebola na roupa que a Margarida utilizou na escola.

uma cebola

uma cebola